(( STOP MESSAGING ME TO GIVE YOU THIS USER NAME IT’S MINE HISSSSSSSSSSSS
if i do free it up it’ll just be free for anyone to take but I don’t have any plans on handing it out to the incredibly rude people who have been begging for it so just please stop))
terrificAthlete [TA] began trolling lexiConnoisseur [LC]
TA: hey um.
TA: newd.
LC: Hello, Homestar. I’m sort of busy at the moment. What do you want?
TA: uh
TA: um.
TA: …hm.
LC: Well, this has been edifying.
TA: shut up!
LC: I’ll get right on that.
lexiConnoisseur [LC] blocked terrificAthlete [TA]
You really really hate that guy.
==> Bug your roommate instead.
You are quite certain that you won’t be doing that. That is a STUPID IDEA.
==> Bug your kismesis.
Your name is HOMESTAR RUNNER. You are a TERRIFIC ATHLETE, and are especially adept at RUNNING. You are, in spite of being a seadwelling troll, NOT A GOOD SWIMMER. This is due in part to your LACK OF GILLS, making it impossible for you to live beneath the water.
You are 11 SWEEPS OLD, and are actively avoiding the siren call of military life most adult trolls are accustomed to. That is to say, YOU ARE A DRAFT DESERTER.
Your interests include SINGING TO BREAD, RUNNING (as it has been established you are good at it), and YOUR FRIENDLY RIVALRY WITH THE LOWBLOOD, GLOVEWEARING TROLL YOU SHARE A HOME WITH. Sometimes that friendly rivalry takes a BLACKER TURN, and you are MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT <3<
You also like chatting with your fellow draft deserters on TROLLIAN. Your handle is terrificAthlete, and you speak in a manner that is extwemely casual and ovew excited :D!!! Your grasp on spelling is TENUOUS AT BEST.
What will you do?
